Evan Montague, Knight Errant Senior Staff Writer, leads quite the electric life. Though he is known as “Monti” by his friends, he is also often mistaken for internet sensation, Harry Raftus. Only on the weekends, though. The phrase “Work hard, Play hard” happens to be a lifelong motto of his, so if you don’t find him working hard to achieve good grades in school, you will most likely find him having fun with his buddies. Once a washed up hockey player troubled with injuries, Evan now resorts to competitive birdwatching, puring drives on the golf course, and coaching an imaginary football team every fall and winter; he finds these activities much less dangerous. He also enjoys betting on various professional – and semiprofessional – sports, which is becoming increasingly problematic. Rumor has it, he once even hit a 5-leg parlay in Croatian Minor League Water Polo. All things considered, Evan is truly a one of a kind young man and will soon be a household name in the world of journalism.