Every Hallmark Christmas movie is the same
January 4, 2019
We have all heard of the infamous Hallmark Movies and how they work around the same storyline. Well, I’m here to show you the basis for these movies and how they all go.
Let’s set the scene. It’s a couple days after Thanksgiving, and you have nothing to do so you turn on the TV to the Hallmark Channel, where all the movies are Christmas themed and pretty much have the same plot. The opening scene is probably an overhead of a city at night. The movie then focuses on the big city girl, and we’ll call her Holly (which is another element of Hallmark movies: Christmas themed names). She is vying for the big promotion at her big-city job. However, she is sent to a small town to close down a factory that employs the entire town. Holly also has a big city boyfriend that she doesn’t exactly see eye-to-eye with right now.
When Holly gets to the small town she probably will walk into the town coffee shop and get a hot chocolate. As she walks out, she spills it onto the future love of her life. He is a handsome, small-town guy whose family has a whole history with the town. After this incident, Holly gets a wink from a seemingly unsuspicious old man with a long white beard and a red jacket. The guy she bumps into, let’s call him Chris, probably owns a Christmas tree farm and is adored by the town. With fake snow and horses as a mode of transportation (because people still do that), this town was made for Christmas.
Holly and Chris, at first, are not the fondest of each other, usually, the farm guy is annoyed by her snobbish attitude, but they eventually get to know one another. Holly meets the family and learns all of their Christmas traditions and falls in love with her new life and a new man. But wait, there’s a twist! Her big-time city boyfriend shows up to steal her back which causes her to lose the small town guy. Holly doesn’t really know what she did wrong to make Chris mad, (Ok, sure Holly), but the old winking guy is there and gives her a holiday spirit riddle to help Holly out. She eventually figures things out and sends the city guy packing, getting Chris back.
The ending scene is the Holly and Chris, reuniting for their first kiss, it’s snowing, it’s Christmas Eve and it is just the perfect and most unique scene one could ever think of! We can’t forget the old winking guy, he was obviously there assuring Holly that this was the right thing to do. Oh also, he is Santa. Almost all Hallmark movies go along the lines of this story, some have varying elements, but they are all pretty much the same when you think about it. Yet, we all still continue to watch them no matter how cheesy and similar the movie was to the last one.
Me • Dec 17, 2020 at 5:17 pm
My wife hates it when I walk into the house and notice that she’s watching this crap, cuz within a minute, and without even watching 30 seconds of any of it, I tell her the entire story line.
There may be different actors with different names, but its practically all the same story line with each & every one of them. It’s one guy that two women are interested in, or two guys going after one woman.
Someone’s the best in their field , and in every one of them that someone has a job / position offer out of state and they have to decide whether that other someone is interested in them enough to stay in town and save the relationship.
Hallmark writers are very VERY narrow minded and seem to be severely lacking in their imagination.
Someone there seems to see love stories as one single story told 20 different ways
I’d bet a weeks pay every one of the Hallmark writers have had bad relationships, and because those relationships probably all ended the same way, that’s the reason their stories are so similar.
Carl Saglimben • Jan 24, 2020 at 3:41 pm
I am 86 years old…..I have been a fan of Hallmark Movies for the last five years……. faithful , fan ….as a matter of fact my very favorite channel…..However …..You keep showing the same movies …..;over and over and over again….I get the feeling who ever selects movies for viewing….doesn’t care ….There is no reason with all the movies made in the last ten years …..why you show the same ones over , over , and you guessed it …..over again…If I had a better grasp of making my point….I would not hesitate to tell whomever …You are not taking into consideration your Audience……..You get paid to do a job and you do it ….On the basis of ……..I-10-…….10 BEING THE HIGHEST…..YOU GET A ………..3
kary • Dec 22, 2019 at 1:36 pm
I don’t like that they come on before Halloween and run 24-7 till way after the New Year. On both the Hallmark Channel and the Hallmark movie channel. That is way to much.
Jim Wilson • Nov 24, 2019 at 8:48 pm
Don’t forget the mandatory town square tree-lighting ceremony.
Lin • Oct 27, 2019 at 3:54 pm
Just once I wish these cheesy Hallmark movies would have the main characters being in their late 50’s or 60’s ….the viewing rates would skyrocket. True romantics don’t care how old people are when they fall in love…they just want the emotion that goes along with it.
Laurie Kendrick • Jul 20, 2019 at 2:00 pm
It’s currently the summer of 2019 and I’m watching two weeks worth of back to back Christmas movies. ….holiday sorbet from the monotonous heat of summer, I suppose.
You’re right. The movies are incredibly formulaic. Their sameness is their strong suit , I suppose.
But I noticed, this summer., “Holly”, the big city VP sent to terminate the existence of the factory that employs the entire community of Holiday Hollows, a lovely small town that goes nuts at Christmas and decorates every blade of grass, isn’t the all encompassing theme. Oh, it’s almost always woman powered who is perfectly fine but would be just a soupçon better with a man in her life. She’s always kind,, polite, exacting with restraint and destined to find love with a kind handsome hunk, and always just in the St. nick of time.
This summer I noticed, she plays violin, with hopes of joining a philharmonic or is an advertising VP, whose boss places her with the new surly but handsome Ad VP who’s cold heart is thawed by her holiday warmth. Or she’s part of an enthusiastic staff at a struggling bookstore about to sold to a cold corporate America bookstore chain, but this happens just in time for Christmas and “He” (whoever he is) he falls for the shop girl because she can turn a piece of tinsel into miles of decoration and can make cold corporate Christmases so gosh darn warm and happy.
Then towards the end, the plot line is always the same. Someone misunderstands a conversation that’s overheard. So, one decides to selflessly leave in order to allow full love to form for object d’affeccion
.This usually means the clueless one ends up finding a goodbye letter left on the kitchen table ….no texts….apparently, that’s not allowed in the Hallmark writer’s rulebook.. and a mad chase ensues in a schlocky reunion….in the snow….amidst a million Christmas lights, gets a new BF for Christmas.
The characters are always …ALWAYS…white and young, In their late 20’s/early 30’s, thin, usually good looking (but not always), they wear actual pajamas (that match), live and work in houses and offices (even cities) that go overboard with Christmas decor and there’s always a buttload of hot chocolate consumed.
I’m not sure why I’m watching these. impossible movies when I never do when they’re on during the holidays . I turned 60 in April. Maybe I’m softening some. Perhaps I’m trying to capture something, perhaps hoping that these ridiculously schlocky impossible movies will rub off on me and I too will wake up on Dec. 23’ with my name changed to Joy and some Christmas magic will fall in my lap in the form of a handsome and single 50-60 year old man whose never really known the real meaning of Christmas, love, or how to make the perfect mud angel (I live in Central Texas) until he’s met me,
Wouldn’t that be grand? No, that would be Hallmark.
Happy summer until it’s not.
LK