Spencer Sweeney, Staff Writer
Spencer Sweeney, as she is currently named, is truly a mythical bird (possibly a phoenix though no one knows for sure) who has been trapped in the bodies of humans for centuries. She knows nothing of this, and is continuously reborn with a new consciousness while a spark of the fiery, raptorish personality still remains lodged in her soulless cavity. Along with being a ‘veteran’ DM, total bookworm, avid medical journal reader, proud maker of at least one living D&D character, less than mediocre novelist, and just an over all major nerd, she has many other names, titles, and talents that are yet unknown, however Sweeney Todd may have been among her past repertoire.