Jen Vogl, Copy Editor
Jen Vogl’s attempt to roast a marshmallow over an active volcano last year ended before it even began in U.S. Customs over an incident in human trafficking. Don’t ask. She got off scot-free anyway. After shedding the tracking device that was put on for others’ safety, Jen still works to obtain that visa while practicing her ninja teleportation skills and beating the spellcheck system. If one were to call her “unoriginal,” she would most likely respond by quoting a movie or throwing buttons and confetti. Then she would eat her homemade bread. That’s just the way she rolls. *rimshot*