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Bella Szarzynski

Sather has yet to find a man to go spelunking with.

Emma Sather

KE: What makes you an eligible bachelorette?

ES: Well, I have a pulse. Plus, I’m someone you want to show your mom.

KE: Ideal date?

ES: We’d go spelunking.

KE: Have you ever thought you might be alone forever?

ES: I actually do. My friends have talked about conjoined townhouses with cats, so that’s the backup plan.

KE: Are you single by choice?

ES: Single by default.

KE: Favorite pickup line?

ES: “I have three months to live.” “Feel my shirt; it’s girlfriend material.” “Are you Beyonce? No? I still want to take you on a date sometime.”

KE: What are your plans for Valentine’s Day?

ES: Gal-entines Day, just kidding. I have no plan. Well, there’s a plan in the works, but it probably will not materialize.

KE: What are your thoughts on PDA?

ES: No room for that in my life.

KE: What do you look for in a significant other?

ES: Humor.

KE: Who is your current BSM crush?

ES: Leo Driessen. Or Ke$ha, that’s a good one.

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