KE: What makes you an eligible bachelorette?
ES: Well, I have a pulse. Plus, I’m someone you want to show your mom.
KE: Ideal date?
ES: We’d go spelunking.
KE: Have you ever thought you might be alone forever?
ES: I actually do. My friends have talked about conjoined townhouses with cats, so that’s the backup plan.
KE: Are you single by choice?
ES: Single by default.
KE: Favorite pickup line?
ES: “I have three months to live.” “Feel my shirt; it’s girlfriend material.” “Are you Beyonce? No? I still want to take you on a date sometime.”
KE: What are your plans for Valentine’s Day?
ES: Gal-entines Day, just kidding. I have no plan. Well, there’s a plan in the works, but it probably will not materialize.
KE: What are your thoughts on PDA?
ES: No room for that in my life.
KE: What do you look for in a significant other?
KE: Who is your current BSM crush?
ES: Leo Driessen. Or Ke$ha, that’s a good one.