Meet BSM’s Most Eligible Bachelorettes
Senior Julia Krieger
Knight Errant: What makes you an eligible bachelorette?
Julia Krieger: Well, I happen to live in the most romantic city in North America which happens to be St. Paul – I think they won because I live there, and I’m single, so that’s pretty much it.
KE: Ideal date?
JK: Okay, so it would probably be in the summer, and we would go out and get a late brunch because brunch is the best. And then we would go out and take a hike, but not a exercise hike – just a scenic hike. We would end the day with a concert for just the two of us, Bachelor style.
KE: What are your hobbies?
JK: I’m a very accomplished person. I participate in sports; I’m athletic you could say. I’m sensitive. I like to deep-fry. Deep-frying is a hobby of mine; I have a deep-fryer at my house. Have you ever deep fried celery? I would not recommend that.
KE: What’s the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
JK: I’d probably call my grampa and tell him. I would then buy a lot of land, invest in the stock market, and then give some money to the positive influences in my life.
KE: Favorite rom-com?
JK: 27 Dress or Gnomeo and Juliet, that movie is so funny. There are so many little nods to Shakespeare in it. Oh, it was so good!
KE: What disney princess would you be?
JK: According to a recent Buzzfeed quiz I took, I am Aurora. I don’t really know who she is though. I’ve never seen Sleeping Beauty, but my friends say she is pretty boring, so it’s probably right.
KE: Pick two celebrities to be your parents?
JK: I’m trying to think of who would be good parents. Not Tom Cruise, definitely not Tom Cruise. I’m trying to think of not that attractive people because that would be weird. Jennifer Aniston, maybe, for a mom. She seems like she’d be a nice mom. Steve Carell – he’s a good dad in Despicable Me.
KE: If you were an animal, which one would you be and why?
JK: I think it would be kind of cool to be a whale-shark because you get to swim and you’re really big, so all of the other animals look up to you but not scary because you’re just a nice Whale-Shark.
Junior Maddy Karlen
Knight Errant: What makes you an eligible bachelorette?
Maddy Karlen: I don’t know… I’m funny sometimes… I have a great personality, I have a GREAT personality. Can we continue? Basically like I’m really pretty, my hair is soft sometimes, sometimes I smell good.
KE: What’s your worst habit?
MK: My worst habit? Eating ice cream even though I’m lactose intolerant. It’s a bad habit.
KE: What disney princess are you?
MK: I’m Rapunzel because my hair was really long but then I cut it and I’m super pretty. Also I’m witty, outgoing, and have a sense of humor that keeps people smiling
KE: Describe your love life in a song?
MK: Hunter Hayes: Everybody has got Somebody but Me. No. No No. I should really think about these things more before I say them.
KE: Favorite rom-com?
MK: Does it have to be funny? Because I cry every single time I watch The Last Song. It’s so beautiful. The relationship that hurt me the most was when Miley and Liam broke up.
KE: Best place to meet a boy?
MK: The lake. Cause they doesn’t have a shirt on. You can see their inner beauty out there. Or outer beauty.
KE: If you were an animal, what kind would you be and why?
MK: I’d be a phoenix. Because no matter how many times you burn me down I pop back up! You better not write any of this down in there. Can we redo this?
Sophomore Sophie Roux
Knight Errant: What makes you an eligible bachelorette?
Sophie Roux: Uh…Well. I have no idea, what even is a bachelorette, like someone who dates a lot of people? Are you writing this down? Well. Um. I will probably be nice most of the time. Uh.
KE: Favorite rom-com?
SR: Mmm.. Does Ferris Bueller count? I like action movies… I love Iron Man
KE: What do you look for in a significant other?
SR: Hmm. Ambition, being clean, attractiveness never hurts I guess, but don’t put that in… Somebody who likes to eat. I could never date a vegetarian that’d be weird. I eat so much meat.
KE: Describe your love-life in a song.
SR: She’s So Mean by Matchbox 20
KE: What’s your worst habit?
SR: I chew really loud. I like smack my gum, and I didn’t even know until people told me.
KE: How would you want to meet a boy?
SR: Like really a random place that you would never think you would meet someone like the grocery store. Grocery stores are just super romantic
KE: If you were an animal, which one would you be and why?
SR: What’s the animal from Harry Potter? Hippogriff! Cause they can fly and Harry Potter is cool.
Freshman Carrie Bather
Knight Errant: What makes you an eligible bachelorette?
Carrie Bather: I laugh at the stupidest things, so if you think that you’re not funny, I’ll make you feel pretty good about yourself.
KE: What’s the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
CB: I’d go on adventure. All over the world in a week; a day in every country. Wait… that would be more than a week wouldn’t it?
KE: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
CB: If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck all of the wood he could.
KE: Ideal date?
CB: It would start off as a picnic on a beach after taking a walk on the beach and then you’d spend all day on the beach and then it would be sunset on the beach so you would lay out a blanket on the beach and look at the stars… On the beach.
KE: What are your hobbies?
CB: I like to, uh, tennis, and I like to sing and play the piano, and sing while playing piano. I like going on adventures; I like nature. Oh, and going to the beach.
KE: Who is your current BSM crush?
CB: Dunham DeReamer!