Rant: Twinkies

Christine Silikowski, Staff Writer

Twinkie are the bulkiest, disgustingly juiciest, most heart attack–prone snack that I have ever tasted in my life. I couldn’t think of a more unappealing way to gain 50 pounds in a day. You wonder why this company went bankrupt? The twinkie should’ve never been invented. I could not be more excited for this snack to be going out of business. Rest in peace, Twinkie.