Elle Mohs –– Sports Editor

Elle Mohs was born as a common gutter scamp in the south of Wales.  She meandered her way through childhood living off of the scraps of others and trying to stay alive.  Elle was discovered by Lord Dundalk, an elderly gentleman who needed someone to look after him in his dotage because he couldn’t trust his conniving family who was only out for his massive fortune.  Lord Dundalk transformed Elle into a more proper lady, one who doesn’t spill soup all over people after they tell her not to sit by them because she will spill her soup.  On his death bed, Lord Dundalk left Elle his entire fortune in a trust fund only accessible to her when she turns 27.  Until that time, Elle makes her money by writing for the Knight Errant.

Jason von Wallestad –– Adviser

His Lordship Jason von Wallestad, Cyborg King of Mount Gundubad, head of the armies of the Northern reaches of Middle Earth, God Emperor of the Uruk-Hai. Von Wallestad is the rising warlord of the North, his lands have been increasing, as he has conquered the neighboring lands and enslaved the people, his power continues to grow. Although he is still separated from the majority of Middle Earth by the Misty Mountains, he has ambitions toward Mirkwood and even as far as Isengard. Von Wallestad rules his people unmercifully, punishing those who displease him. He recently started a propaganda pamphlet for his many peoples, to help brainwash them and cement his place as overlord of Angmar, land of witches.

Sir Joseph Patrick Kunitz Esq. –– Internet + Tech Editor

Born in the foothills of Transylvania, this young exiled prince has come a long way from the dirty of floor of a castle dungeon. After narrowly escaping execution at the hands of Lord Falgorth, the young man escaped, wandering Europe, charming his way into the upper echelons of several cities. His writing career began when Reginald, Duke of Wethersby convinced him to write the harrowing tale of childhood. He developed a passion for writing and splits his time between the Knight Errant and the Norwegian Messenger, a popular Oslo paper.

Evan Bakker –– Commentary Editor

Spawned from the eternal flames beneath Yellowstone National Park, Evan Bakker, the fiery redhead was destined for greatness.  His eyes burn with an unending passion for his his chosen calling: the bright lights of the rodeo.  he first made a name for himself on the Montana-Wyoming circuit when he managed to ride Voodoo Child, one of the meanest bulls in the country.  Bakker’s star continued to rise as moved into the big leagues of professional bull riding, competing with the likes of Pistol Robinson and Cord McCoy.  Bakker is forced to mail in most of his writing because of his busy training schedule, but he finds the writing soothes him before a big ride, although most attribute his skill to his glowing eyes and burning red hair.

Griffin Muckley, Earl of Windsor –– Student Life Editor

Griffin Muckley, Earl of Windsor, was known as the golden child in his early years; he was born fair-haired and with an unearthly light emanating from his eyes. The Earl was originally groomed for a high position in the church, but was terribly injured during a hunting “accident.” The Earl has always been fond of ocelot hunts, and during an especially spirited hunt the earl was thrown from his faithful steed and into a wild fox den. His horse had been surprised when his twin brother, Reginald, fired a dart into the flank of the beast; the horse took fright and bucked the Earl. After the “accident” the Earl was never the same. He discovered his brother’s treachery and banished him from the kingdom; the Earl continues to rule Windsor with an iron fist and the region has never seen a time of greater prosperity, the streets are literally being repaved with gold. Because he can no longer hunt, the Earl dabbles in writing, poetry mostly, and sends some of his work to the Knight Errant.

Andrew Lesser, Baron of Dusseldorf –– Arts & Entertainment Editor

The Baron was born amidst the fanfare that accompanies any royal birth, three weeks of feasting and partying for the peasants while the nobles enjoy their wealth. From the start, Andrew was groomed for his position; after the death of his father, he would become the Baron when he came of age. Unfortunately, Andrew’s dastardly uncle Cromwell completed a bloodless coup and commandeered the position of Baron of Dusseldorf. Lesser remains in hiding, communicating only through the Knight Errant, while he waits until he comes of age so he can wreak revenge upon the false Baron Cromwell and reclaim his birthright.

Kaia Preus –– Features Editor

Kaia Solveig Preus, the girl with the honeysuckle hair and faux glasses, enjoys speaking in a superb British accent, sailing across the world (actually across lake Minnetonka), exfoliating her feet in the sand at Cape Cod, and baking cupcakes (with rainbow sprinkles of course). You can instantly recognize Kaia by her defining high-pitched laugh and her everlasting smile. Her passions include singing, skipping, and she “just love[s] to laugh and be happy and bring joy and lightheartedness to other people’s souls.”