John Beutz, Staff Writer
He drives ten miles per hour under the speed limit, but arrives to class ten minutes early without fail. These effective time management skills have always been John Beutz’s strong point: he is famously the first Red Knight in history to never have had a missing assignment. John’s genre-defying graphic novel Time is Non-Linear was published 15 years from now and will reach bestseller lists in the summer of 1962. Despite this solid academic repertoire, John isn’t lacking in a little street smarts and assertiveness. Just yesterday, when a friend asked him to stop acting like a flamingo, he had to put his foot down. He has considered a career in academia, but a job in a mirror factory is something he can definitely see himself doing. There’s so much more we could tell you about John in this biography, but you know what they say about cliffhangers…
