Peter the great is 128th in line for the throne of the long since nonexistent principality of Karelia. He now heads a government in exile situated in Edina, Minnesota. When not scheming with his many and powerful allies over an eventual ascension to power, he performs as principal dancer for the world renowned Russian Academy of Ballet. His stage name, The Jester, is not a reference to being a total joke of a dancer, but rather, his ability to “juggle” four partners at once while amazing everyone with his exceptional technique and his devilishly handsome look in a dancing jacket and tights. Unbeknownst to most, Peter has out jumped NBA star Lebron James many, many times on the stage, on multiple occasions during his Satanella variation. On his off days, Peter can be found watching popular TV shows on Netflix, several years after everyone else has already forgotten them, or silently humming the fledermaus waltz to himself.