Christopher Perpich, Staff Writer
Sprouted from an unknown and somewhat suspicious area in 1996, Christopher Perpich is, and always will be, an avid fan of Beyoncé. However, if you ever ask someone if they know Christopher Perpich, you will be met with a blank stare reminiscent of Kristen Stewart when she’s smiling. You see since 1998, he has gone almost exclusively as Perpy–everyone from his parents, grandparents, teachers, doctors, nurses, and psychoanalysts call him that. In fact, many of his friends forget that his name is Christopher.
