Matt Dowden – Lacrosse
Matt Dowden will be scoring goals for the St. Lawrence Saints next fall. The sharpshooter has been putting up points for the Red Knights since freshman year and will be wearing a ‘C’ on his jersey this spring, with aspirations of leading the team to that elusive state title.
Malachi Johnson
KE: What makes you an eligible bachelor?
MJ: I honestly don’t know. I’ve got chop game.
KE: What is your ideal date?
MJ: Going to a park. Have a nice little picnic with a basketball hoop and a playground.
KE: So you can show off?
MJ: Yes.
KE: Have you ever thought you might be alone forever?
MJ: Uh, yes.
KE: Why?
MJ: I don’t know. I just think of random things. I think about it sometimes, but I know it’s never going to happen because I’m kind of sexy.
KE: Do you think you’d be a good boyfriend?
MJ: Yes. Take note.
KE: What are your hobbies?
MJ: Uh, football, video games…
KE: Not basketball? You’re wearing a basketball outfit right now.
MJ: I hate basketball. My mom makes me play. All my brothers played it, so now they’re all like: “You gotta do it too.” I’m like, “No, I hate it.”
KE: What’s your favorite pickup line?
MJ: Wait, let me think about this one. I don’t really have one. Maybe “whattup, baddie?” Or… maybe Tennessee-Ten-I-See or Did You Fall from Heaven? Those ones.
KE: What are your plans for Valentine’s Day?
MJ: I don’t know yet. I’m still thinking. I still have to find my Valentine.
KE: Who is your current BSM crush?
MJ: Sophie Roux. Is that going to be in the newspaper?