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Bella Szarzynski

The low rider

No one in their right mind sits in a plastic chair for the lumbar support. Sure, sitting with your legs fully extended may allow a person to stretch out and relax, if it was possible to relax in school. The angle of the desk perfectly allows the student to conceal and continue conducting the extremely important snapchats. If someone is slouching in class, they’re probably utilizing “the low bar,” technique.

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