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Bella Szarzynski

The head supporter

As much as we are all guilty of texting in class, we are all also guilty of dozing off a little bit too. It’s not that we hate the class, it’s that our homework levels prohibit us to achieve optimal sleep levels. Now there are some conniving fingerless monkey’s that exploit this apparent lack of sleep to listen to some of the newest hipster music that can also be heard at your local Ragstock. Usually sporting a long sleeved garment to cleverly conceal the headphones allowing for students to effectively immerse themselves in a wicked baseline while simultaneously learning algebra. Keep an eye out for these phonies, they’re putting a bad name on sleepers.

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