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Michelle Wyley

Knight Errant: What makes you an eligible bachelorette?

Michelle Wiley: I probably make people feel good about themselves because I laugh at everything.

KE: Ideal date?

MW: Going out and doing something fun. Maybe going to a fair, or going somewhere adventurous… preferably with food.

KE: Have you ever thought you might be alone forever?

MW: You know, the idea has crossed my mind. Thank you so much for bringing that up, wow.

KE: Are you single by choice?

MW: Well, I mean I’m not mad that I’m single.

KE: Do you think you’d be a good girlfriend? Why?

MW: Well, I’m not gonna say I’d be a bad one. I’m so uncomfortable; I don’t know. Like I said before, I would make you feel like you’re really funny.

KE: What are your hobbies?

MW: I like to play tennis, watch TV and eat food. I don’t have that many hobbies. I’m not an interesting person.

KE: Favorite rom-com?

MW: That’s so hard! I like all rom-coms. Clueless, that’s a good one.

KE: Favorite pickup line?

MW: The one where it’s like “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” but I like it when they go, “‘Cause your face looks really messed up.” But I like it without that part, too.  

KE: Best place to meet someone?

MW: Well if I knew, would I still be single?

KE: What are your plans for Valentine’s Day?

MW: If I’m being serious, I’m gonna be in Iowa.

KE: What are your thoughts on PDA?

MW: Ya know what, you do you. I don’t really care… I don’t love it, but you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do.

KE: Who is your current BSM crush?

MW: Alex Brigino.

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