Knight Errant: What makes you an eligible bachelorette?
Michelle Wiley: I probably make people feel good about themselves because I laugh at everything.
KE: Ideal date?
MW: Going out and doing something fun. Maybe going to a fair, or going somewhere adventurous… preferably with food.
KE: Have you ever thought you might be alone forever?
MW: You know, the idea has crossed my mind. Thank you so much for bringing that up, wow.
KE: Are you single by choice?
MW: Well, I mean I’m not mad that I’m single.
KE: Do you think you’d be a good girlfriend? Why?
MW: Well, I’m not gonna say I’d be a bad one. I’m so uncomfortable; I don’t know. Like I said before, I would make you feel like you’re really funny.
KE: What are your hobbies?
MW: I like to play tennis, watch TV and eat food. I don’t have that many hobbies. I’m not an interesting person.
KE: Favorite rom-com?
MW: That’s so hard! I like all rom-coms. Clueless, that’s a good one.
KE: Favorite pickup line?
MW: The one where it’s like “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” but I like it when they go, “‘Cause your face looks really messed up.” But I like it without that part, too.
KE: Best place to meet someone?
MW: Well if I knew, would I still be single?
KE: What are your plans for Valentine’s Day?
MW: If I’m being serious, I’m gonna be in Iowa.
KE: What are your thoughts on PDA?
MW: Ya know what, you do you. I don’t really care… I don’t love it, but you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do.
KE: Who is your current BSM crush?
MW: Alex Brigino.