Johnson has yet to find his Valentine. Who will be the lucky gal?
Malachi Johnson
KE: What makes you an eligible bachelor?
MJ: I honestly don’t know. I’ve got chop game.
KE: What is your ideal date?
MJ: Going to a park. Have a nice little picnic with a basketball hoop and a playground.
KE: So you can show off?
MJ: Yes.
KE: Have you ever thought you might be alone forever?
MJ: Uh, yes.
KE: Why?
MJ: I don’t know. I just think of random things. I think about it sometimes, but I know it’s never going to happen because I’m kind of sexy.
KE: Do you think you’d be a good boyfriend?
MJ: Yes. Take note.
KE: What are your hobbies?
MJ: Uh, football, video games…
KE: Not basketball? You’re wearing a basketball outfit right now.
MJ: I hate basketball. My mom makes me play. All my brothers played it, so now they’re all like: “You gotta do it too.” I’m like, “No, I hate it.”
KE: What’s your favorite pickup line?
MJ: Wait, let me think about this one. I don’t really have one. Maybe “whattup, baddie?” Or… maybe Tennessee-Ten-I-See or Did You Fall from Heaven? Those ones.
KE: What are your plans for Valentine’s Day?
MJ: I don’t know yet. I’m still thinking. I still have to find my Valentine.
KE: Who is your current BSM crush?
MJ: Sophie Roux. Is that going to be in the newspaper?