Chandy Clemens — Online A & E Editor

Chandy Clemens -- Online A & E Editor

One cold, dark day Chandler “the Thesaurus” Clemens was delivered, via Stork, to an unsuspecting couple in St. Louis Park. As a boy, he enjoyed playing in the middle of the street, but after many near fatal accidents his mother chained him to his room, only allowing him for his bi-weekly baths. With no friends or food, and only a thesaurus on his bookshelf, Chandler began to read. He found much joy in looking up synonyms for the few words he knew, and eventually used said thesaurus to break out of his room and join a circus. However, on the way to the circus, he stumbled upon the Knight Errant staff room, where he has been giving synonyms to helpless writers ever since.