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To join the newly established Science National Honor Society at BSM, students must have at least a 3.5 GPA in science courses.
BSM establishes the Science National Honor Society
Darrel Thompson, president of Bolder Options and former NFL player, came to speak to senior high students at BSM about the importance of compassion, resilience, and service. Courtesy of David Lucs
Darrell Thompson Shares Message of Kindness
A large variety of schools were represented at BSMs college fair on April 15th.
BSM College Fair Allows students to explore their future
Narcan is a lifesaving tool that reverses the effects of opioid overdoses.
BSM Introduces Lifesaving Tool, Narcan
McDonalds Shamrock Shakes have returned.
Shamrock shakes are back
During asynchronous days, students spend the majority of their time on Schoology getting their work done.
Students Enjoy Asynchronous Days
Active Minds Club at their Valentines day meeting.
Active Minds Club Introduce to Destigmatize Mental Health
Yearbook advisor, Pual Canavati sighs at the sight of students on their phones during class.
Teachers Share Their Experience with Senior Slide
Seniors struggle to remain focused while studying for their AP exams.
Seniors Debate the Benefits of AP Tests
Students have various opinions and ideas on how to enhance their retreat experience.
The Strengths and Weaknesses of the Retreat Experience
Team Minnesotas PWHL game home opener was very well attended.
Professional Women’s Hockey League: Inspiration for Young Women Everywhere
2023 MSHSL Girls Lacrosse Championship at Stillwater High School on Saturday, June 17, 2023.
How Spring Athletes Prepare for Their Upcoming Season
Riley Miller, 2018 BSM graduate, playing basketball for Benilde-St. Margarets and the University of St. Thomas.
BSM Basketball alumni gives sports advice
The BSM Girls Basketball team break it down together at the MNHSL State Tournament.
BSM Girls Basketball are Champions Once Again
BSM Boys Swim team celebrates after a record-breaking performance in sections, qualifying them for state.
Boys Swimming Makes a Run at State
For BSM graduates entering college, the pressing question is Are we ready?
Did BSM prepare you well for college?
BSM teaches science and religion separately, but they come together on occasion.
Faith and Science Coalesce at BSM
Students at BSM apply the skills they learn in the classroom in their lives, like the student-made clothing brand Lumpys by Jack Jacobsen.
BSM classes inspire student’s passions
Private school students are not guaranteed the same First Amendment rights as public school students.
Does the First Amendment Apply to Private School Students?
Students spend time after school with their teachers, fostering a better relationship with them.
Impact of Student-Teacher Relationships (Student Perspective)
Senior Kiya Gilliand struggles to learn from Calc Video notes.
Video Notes During Class are Ineffectual
Free hours are a great time to be productive and proactive with your work.
The guide to building the best free hour schedule
e.l.f. makeup has become more and more popular thanks to the brands affordable and high-quality products.
e.l.f makeup brand creates the perfect dupes
Over the years the trends in prom dresses has shifted a lot.
The Great Prom Dress Debate
BSM is left with only this small book corner, leaving students with little options of books to read on paper.
Library Usage Declining
Senior Sienna Duffy believes that her Aritzia bodysuit is more comfortable than the Skims bodysuit.
is skims worth the hype?
The Inheritance Games series by Jennifer Lynn Barnes and the A Good Girls Guide to murder series by Holly Jackson are some of the most prominent BookTok books.
Do BookTok Favorites Live Up To The Hype?
Hoziers new EP Unheard completely surpassed my expectations.
Hozier’s Unheard is a Masterpiece
Noah Kahans album cover captures a similar gloomy feeling to most of the songs on the album.
Noah Kahan’s New Album Incorporates Intriguing Artist Collaboration
Ariana Grandes 7th studio album is led on the charts by her single, Yes, And?.
Ariana Grande Makes a shining Return with her new Album
The Guiding Organization for Leprechaun Defenders (GOLD) expresses irritation with BSMs festivities.
Leprechauns Misrepresented at BSM [Satire]
Using my tips, I survived my trip to Italy to take this photo.
Spring Break Packing Guide
As the year goes on Juniors have become the biggest academic weapons. Doing work is a daily grind.
Day in the life of a burnt out junior [satire]
The easy job of getting ketchup versus the tedious job of getting mustard.
Mustard vs. Ketchup
Roles Reversed: Raegan Conaty puzzles math teacher John Groess as she attempts to teach him some new equations.
Breaking News: Scientists Finally Uncover The Mysteries of ‘Girl Math’
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AP Comp Book Rating: Dance Moms Pyramid Style
BSM March Madness Thoughts
BSM March Madness Thoughts
Overall, Seniors Girls Capture BSM Spirit.
“Overall,” Seniors Girls Capture BSM Spirit.
Does BSM Students Screen Time Affect Their Sleep Schedule?
Does BSM Student’s Screen Time Affect Their Sleep Schedule?
What are BSM Students Giving up for Lent?
What are BSM Students Giving up for Lent?
The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

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The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

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Alana Profit –– Staff Writer

September 11, 2009
Alana Profit –– Staff Writer

Profit, a small town girl that took a midnight train here from South Detroit, has an obsession with all things Prince and Morgan Freeman that is legendary. As a little girl she aspired to become part of the CIA. At the tender age of eleven she begged her parents to sign off on surgery for special cochlear implants that allow bionic hearing within a 50 foot radius. In her sparse freetime she ventures down to Texas to hang out with Chuck Norris so he can help her hone her ninja powers. Even though the nurses say she has no veins, Alana Profit is a force to reckoned with and is here to stay.
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Alana Profit –– Staff Writer