Profit, a small town girl that took a midnight train here from South Detroit, has an obsession with all things Prince and Morgan Freeman that is legendary. As a little girl she aspired to become part of the CIA. At the tender age of eleven she begged her parents to sign off on surgery for special cochlear implants that allow bionic hearing within a 50 foot radius. In her sparse freetime she ventures down to Texas to hang out with Chuck Norris so he can help her hone her ninja powers. Even though the nurses say she has no veins, Alana Profit is a force to reckoned with and is here to stay.