Sean Simonson –– Staff Writer

Sean Simonson –– Staff Writer

After descending from the heavens to bless all people with his pure awesomeness, Sean Simonson has found the place to be quite sub-par. Chancing upon few people who could handle the high levels of magnificence that permeate his being, Sean was force to befriend a man who taught pandas to play guitar, a woman who believed herself to be a cat, and a banana. Finding it impossible to have an intelligent conversation with all but the banana, Sean donned a sweater vest and set out to fulfill his role as a beacon of wonder for all. In the most recent advancement in his quest, Sean stumbled upon the staff of the Knight Errant who have welcomed him among their ranks. In exchange for finally not having to spend his day discussing the effects of not being yellow enough on one’s self esteem, Sean has agreed to send in tales from his journeys to the KE.