Knight Errant

Extreme peril at the Xcel

April 1, 2008

The events described in the following article are entirely factual. Only the names of the parties involved have been changed (poorly) to protect those involved from feeling like complete idiots. It was just before three o’clock, after the BSM versus Woodbury state hockey match, four friends and...

Ah, my traumatic childhood

Elin Lantz

March 31, 2008

According to my sister, a UFO dropped me on my parents’ doorstep when I was an infant. She poked me with a stick while questioning me about what it was like to be part of the alien species. Sadly, this was by no means the only time she took advantage of me. I knew what it felt like to be trampled...

Meet the Von Lantzes

Meet the Von Lantzes

March 17, 2008

Some people have weird families. Some people have insane families. But mine is just plain crazy. But not ordinary crazy—we are musically crazy. I remember one bumpy car ride which lulled into an entrancing boredom when my sister began to hum an obscure piece of music from the dark melodies of Carmina...

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