Knight Errant

Toilet paper becomes new currency during COVID-19 outbreak [Satire]

People across the state have been hoarding toilet paper, leaving some empty handed.

Blake Mahmood, Staff Writer

May 20, 2020

With the recent events pertaining to the COVID-19 outbreak, our country has come upon a new currency. Previously, toilet paper was an after-thought used only in the bathroom. In recent weeks, people have begun bargaining with the two-ply paper.  As recently as Monday, April 20, the toilet paper to USD convers...

The debate over the apple juices in the lunchroom comes to an end

The debate over the apple juices in the lunchroom comes to an end

Claudia Scherer, Varsity Wiriter

May 8, 2020

Since the dawn of time, BSM students have wondered which of the apple juices offered by Taher is the best. The four horsemen of apple juice––Tropicana, Caprisun, Rejuv, and Mott’s––all vary in price and style, and just before we all left for lockdown, a new apple juice called Ruby Krisp graced...

Students find novel way to lengthen passing time [Satire]

After utilizing the rather clever tactic of crowding around the door before the bell rings, these students made it into the hallway before the rush.

Connor Rahill, Staff Writer

April 12, 2020

During passing time, students often struggle to venture from one classroom to another within the five allotted minutes. Even while sprinting at an Olympic speed, students have a hard time getting from the math hallway all the way to the Atrium’s science classrooms without promptly receiving a tardy...

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