Vivian Shinall, Student Life Editor
Throughout her life, Vivian Shinall has achieved mastery in an abundance of “talents.” After achieving world class hair braider status, she went on to win awards for most amounts of pointless information known (ex. Did you know that at any moment, an Elvis song is playing on a radio somewhere in the world?), she went on to major in song lyric memorization. On any given day, you can find Vivian immersed in an episode of Law and Order: SVU and religiously making friendship bracelets (for friends she doesn’t have), while simultaneously telling her mother she’s busy with homework so no, she will not be able to unload the dishwasher tonight. To catch a wild Vivian, one should put out several cartons of mediocre chinese takeout and five or more corgi videos and/or gifs.
