Reilly Dillon, staff writer
Reilly McSharry Dillon was stolen form the Shire on a cold winter’s night. He has since been fighting crime and solving mysteries on the forest moon of Endor. Apart from watching women’s sports (he knows that their fundamentals and pro-feminist spirit make up for the lack of excitement), he enjoys making smoothies. If you ever see him, shout “Ooga booga booga!’ He’ll get what it means...
