Knight Errant

Mallory Hoch
While other teens today find themselves totally crushin’ on Justin Bieber or creeping on the Jersey Shore, Mallory finds herself obsessed with a completely different form of media: talk radio. Yep, that’s right, a cheesy celebrity dish radio show similar to a mixture of People, Vogue and Us Weekly (well, except for the pages, the pictures, and the reading). While not trying to fulfill one of her lifetime goals of getting a complete stranger to believe she’s British, she enjoys convincing people that her twin sister is her clone, watching her favorite movie Stick It, while simultaneously dreaming about her celebrity crush, Kellan Lutz, and reading about her favorite plucky first grader, Junie B. Jones. Mallory loves anything covered in chocolate, quoting the Pink Panther movies, and one day, she hopes to be the oldest person who can still get into movies using the under twelve discount.

Mallory Hoch, Student Life Editor

Sep 24, 2012
Schember dedicates time to dance (Story)
Jun 24, 2012
“What to Expect” gets lost in its storylines (Story)
Mar 23, 2012
Exam schedule to change for second semester (Story)
Mar 23, 2012
Freshman spares time for bowling hobby (Story)
Mar 14, 2012
New students become Red Knights mid-year (Story)
Feb 14, 2012
Technology opening new possibilities in education (Story)
Feb 03, 2012
Mock Trial season testifies the team’s talent (Story)
Feb 01, 2012
Don’t spend your money on this one (Story)
Jan 12, 2012
They Bought a Zoo- You Shouldn’t (Story)
Dec 19, 2011
Arthur’s Christmas- A New Tradition? (Story)
Nov 16, 2011
AP Euro students bring Era of Enlightenment to life (Story)
Nov 16, 2011
Check out these interviews with alternative commuters! (Story)
Nov 02, 2011
“Puss in Boots” Is Purrrfect (Story)
Oct 14, 2011
Japanese students visit BSM (Story)
Sep 21, 2011
Twenty students spend two weeks in Rwanda (Story)
The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN
Mallory Hoch