Part unicorn and rumored to be the first-born son of Beyoncé and Jay-Z, Leo Driessen is the epitome of all things fierce and fabulous. Every night, Bey and Jay used to have beets for dinner, so when Leo was born and they were all having dinner together for the first time Beyoncé said to bring the beet in, but Leo’s allergies kicked in and he sneezed on the beet and the beet got sicker and was no longer fit for human consumption. Leo’s most recent mixtape Da Bae has gone platinum and the singles $wag $wag $wag and Velcro Cheerio are currently topping all Billboard charts. Leo also enjoys riding his pink pet snail Iggy Asnailia to Benilde-St. Margaret’s every morning. When asked, Leo confirmed that yes, Iggy Asnailia is so fancy and yes, the struggle of riding a snail on St. Louis Park streets is indeed real.