Knight Errant

Kale Walch
Kale Walch was kidnapped as a child and brought to us from Guam. Kale enjoys watching Jennifer Aniston in the film: “Along Came Polly”. Especially that one scene..you know the one. Kale travels often, enjoys a bit of orange marmalade on his toast in the morning, and only drinks skim, because he thinks he’s fat. Kale has a dog named Patrick. Patrick is a yorkie. He killed a man. Kale likes his coffee hot and black. Kale’s father is Hutch. Kale once served crumpets to the queen of Morocco. Kale would like you to hear a joke: Why does the ocean roar? (pause) Well, wouldn’t you roar if you had crabs on the bottom of you! (Another pause for pity laughter). Kale lives vicariously through himself, and can speak French and Russian. Kale reviews obscure 80’s punk albums in his room most nights. Kale enjoys saying to the mainstream folk: “No, you haven’t heard of them”. Kale has very few friends, because he is running out of money to pay them. Kale owns a turkish bath, and often rents it out during the springtime.

Kale Walch, Online Reviews Editor

Apr 23, 2012
Metronomy – The Look (Story)
Apr 20, 2012
New DLC for Skyrim on the horizon (Story)
Apr 20, 2012
Rufus Wainwright – Out of the Game (Story)
Apr 19, 2012
Ween – Roses Are Free (Story)
Apr 03, 2012
First Aid Kit – Emmylou (Story)
Apr 02, 2012
Neutral Milk Hotel – The Fool (Story)
Mar 23, 2012
Cat Stevens – Trouble (Story)
Mar 22, 2012
Beck – Looking For A Sign (Story)
Mar 21, 2012
High School Lover – Air (Story)
Mar 20, 2012
Dear Valentine – Guster (Story)
Mar 16, 2012
That Old Black Hole – Dr. Dog (Story)
Mar 15, 2012
Eric Clapton – Change the World (Story)
Mar 14, 2012
The Russian Orchestra – The Russian National Anthem (Story)
Mar 12, 2012
Neil Young – Dead Man (Story)
Mar 09, 2012
Broken Social Scene – Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl (Story)
Mar 08, 2012
Iron and Wine – Naked as We Came (Story)
Mar 07, 2012
The Band Perry – All My Life (Story)
Mar 05, 2012
Calling You – Jevetta Steele (Story)
Feb 27, 2012
Sondre Lerche – Dead Passengers (Story)
Feb 23, 2012
Art Brut – Formed a Band (Story)
Feb 22, 2012
Rogue Wave – California (Story)
Feb 21, 2012
The Submarines – Just Like Honey (Story)
Feb 15, 2012
Diapers (Story)
Feb 15, 2012
Glen Campbell – Wichita Lineman (Story)
Feb 14, 2012
Jamiroquai – Canned Heat (Story)
Feb 14, 2012
The Check Out Line (Story)
Feb 13, 2012
Purell (Story)
Feb 09, 2012
Seryn- We Will All Be Changed (Story)
Feb 07, 2012
Sacred Spirit – Yeha-Noha (Wishes of Happiness) (Story)
Feb 06, 2012
Dawes- If You Let Me Be Your Anchor (Story)
Feb 03, 2012
Eels – Fresh Feeling (Story)
Feb 01, 2012
Radiohead-Nice Dream (Story)
Jan 30, 2012
Coldplay- Paradise (Story)
Jan 24, 2012
Badly Drawn Boy- The Shining (Story)
Jan 20, 2012
Moody Blues- Isn’t Life Strange (Story)
Jan 11, 2012
A Group of Well-Placed Monks Chanting-Skyrim Main Theme (Story)
Jan 10, 2012
Nintendo-Easton Kingdom (Story)
Jan 09, 2012
Cat Stevens- Where Do the Children Play (Story)
Jan 06, 2012
Neutral Milk Hotel-Two-Headed Boy (Story)
Jan 04, 2012
Iron and Wine- Boy With a Coin (Story)
Dec 20, 2011
Boy With a Coin- Iron and Wine (Story)
Dec 16, 2011
The Drums-I Felt Stupid (Story)
Dec 07, 2011
The truth about stuffing (Story)
Nov 30, 2011
The Stone Roses-Made of Stone (Story)
Nov 29, 2011
Miles Davis-So What (Story)
Nov 28, 2011
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Nov 22, 2011
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Nov 21, 2011
Akira Sasaki- Magic Beast Farm (Story)
Nov 18, 2011
Pavement- Spit on a Stranger (Story)
Nov 17, 2011
Peter Wolf Crier- Crutch & Cane (Story)
Nov 16, 2011
Indie mood for music (Story)
Nov 15, 2011
Badly Drawn Boy-Something to Talk About (Story)
Nov 14, 2011
The Penguin Cafe Orchestra- Air a Danser (Story)
Nov 10, 2011
Dragonforce- Through the Fire and Flames (Story)
Oct 27, 2011
Sondre Lerche- Track You Down (Story)
Oct 26, 2011
Groove Armada- Edge Hill (Story)
Oct 25, 2011
Patrick Park – Life is a Song (Story)
Oct 19, 2011
Royal Wood- In the Garden (Story)
Oct 19, 2011
WOW, who says internet alter egos are bad? (Story)
Sep 30, 2011
Buena Vista Social Club- Chan Chan (Story)
Sep 28, 2011
Shadow People- Dr. Dog (Story)
Sep 27, 2011
James Morrison- I Won’t Let You Go (Story)
Sep 23, 2011
Dave Brubeck- Take Five (Story)
Sep 20, 2011
The Soft Moon- Total Decay (Story)
Sep 19, 2011
Atlas Sound- Te Amo (Story)
Sep 13, 2011
Bad Before Good — Day One (Story)
Sep 09, 2011
Fool For Love (SebastiAn Remix) — Das Pop (Story)
Sep 08, 2011
Wild World- Cat Stevens (Story)
May 16, 2011
Grown Ocean — Fleet Foxes (Story)
May 15, 2011
Baby Missiles — War on Drugs (Story)
May 12, 2011
Knock knock… (Story)
May 02, 2011
“So What” is “So Beautiful” and vice-versa (Story)
Apr 23, 2011
Broken Social Scene — Pacific Theme (Story)
Apr 22, 2011
Forever In Armitron — BOAT (Story)
Apr 21, 2011
Ten-Twenty-Ten — Generationals (Story)
Apr 20, 2011
Guilty Girls — Buffalo Tom (Story)
Apr 10, 2011
Two Way Monologue — Sondre Lerche (Story)
Apr 08, 2011
Ready for the Floor — Hot Chip (SOORBTV Remix) (Story)
Mar 21, 2011
His Arm Has Grown Long — Alexander Tucker (Story)
Mar 18, 2011
Skeleton Key — Love Inks (Story)
Mar 16, 2011
Take It Easy — Surfer Blood (RAC Remix) (Story)
Mar 14, 2011
Night Nurse — Dean and Britta (Story)
Mar 06, 2011
Yorke goes out on a branch with “The King of Limbs” (Story)
Mar 05, 2011
This Lamb Sells Condos — Final Fantasy (Story)
Mar 01, 2011
People’s Partay — Danielson (Story)
Feb 27, 2011
A Case of You — James Blake (Joni Mitchell Cover) (Story)
Feb 26, 2011
“Kaputt” doesn’t go kaputt (Story)
Feb 25, 2011
The World (Is Going Up in Flames) — Charles Bradley (Story)
Feb 23, 2011
Super Bowl ads objectify and offend (Story)
Feb 23, 2011
RW — The Psychic Paramount (Story)
Feb 21, 2011
Last Night at the Jetty — Panda Bear (Story)
Feb 18, 2011
Lovers — Boxer (Story)
Feb 16, 2011
Falling — El Ten Eleven (Story)
Feb 13, 2011
The Field — Mason Jennings (Story)
Feb 10, 2011
Your Free Spirit — Mesita (Story)
Feb 07, 2011
Soak it Up — Houses (Story)
Feb 04, 2011
David — The Radio Dept. (Story)
Feb 01, 2011
Golden Haze — Wild Nothing (Story)
Jan 30, 2011
World Sick — Broken Social Scene (Story)
Jan 28, 2011
BSM alum’s label, Afternoon Records, sees both sides (Story)
Jan 24, 2011
Postcards From Italy — Beirut (Story)
Jan 21, 2011
The Horse and the Sistine Chapel — Daniel G. Harmann and the Trouble Starts (Story)
Jan 18, 2011
Little Talks — Of Monsters and Men (Story)
Jan 15, 2011
Whale — Yellow Ostrich (Story)
Jan 13, 2011
You’re Never Alone in New York — Mark Mallman (feat. Craig Finn) (Story)
Jan 11, 2011
Tuareg Dancehall — Highlife (Story)
Dec 29, 2010
A commercialist’s Christmas (Story)
Dec 16, 2010
Taylor Swift: my kryptonite (Story)
Nov 10, 2010
BSM reaches out around the world through Kiva (Story)
Oct 18, 2010
Arcade Fire out indies themselves again (Story)
Oct 15, 2010
Magnetic Fields –– Papa was a Rodeo (Story)
Sep 28, 2010
Bostich + Fussible -– Centinela (Story)
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