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Carter Paine
Carter Paine is the least athletic person you will ever encounter. Seriously, this man has trouble walking down the hallway without tripping over his own feet. If there was an award for the least coordinated and least skillful student at Benilde-St. Margaret’s college preparatory school, Carter would win that award. Apart from his lack of athletic ability, Carter enjoys nothing more than sitting down for a casual movie night with his mother and three dogs. Putting on a “Chick-Flick” and warming up in his Snuggie brings him a delight unlike any other. His lack of coordination and skill contributes to the fact that he has never spoken with a female. This man is extremely and undeniably single.

Carter Paine, Staff Photographer

Jan 27, 2016
Students find athletic atmosphere in other activities (Media)
Jan 20, 2016
KE Declassified: Finals Survival Guide (Media)
Jan 11, 2016
Students learn about Syrian refugee crisis (Media)
Dec 18, 2015
An acapella Christmas (Media)
Nov 10, 2015
The peanut butter predicament (Media)
Nov 02, 2015
Teachers read mean tweets: part IV (Media)
Oct 25, 2015
A sneak peek at BSM’s new mural (Media)
Oct 14, 2015
Teachers read mean tweets: part III (Media)
Dec 22, 2013
French carolers spread Christmas cheer (Media)
Dec 12, 2013
Student drivers struggle with safety in crowded parking lot (Media)
Nov 19, 2013
St. Louis Park Lifetime faces major changes (Media)
Sep 26, 2013
Girls tennis team looks towards best season in years (Media)
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Carter Paine