Carter Paine, Staff Photographer
Carter Paine is the least athletic person you will ever encounter. Seriously, this man has trouble walking down the hallway without tripping over his own feet. If there was an award for the least coordinated and least skillful student at Benilde-St. Margaret’s college preparatory school, Carter would win that award. Apart from his lack of athletic ability, Carter enjoys nothing more than sitting down for a casual movie night with his mother and three dogs. Putting on a “Chick-Flick” and warming up in his Snuggie brings him a delight unlike any other. His lack of coordination and skill contributes to the fact that he has never spoken with a female. This man is extremely and undeniably single.
