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The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

The student news site of Benilde-St. Margaret's School in St. Louis Park, MN

Knight Errant

Andrew Birkeland

Andrew Birkeland, Sports Editor

He is a man of extreme complexity. He walked across the Atlantic Ocean, barefoot. Was given birth to on an airplane and he didn’t cry. At age 4, he killed 50 mosquitoes with his bare hands. The only failure he has ever occurred was being one of the few Minnesotans who can’t stake. He denied being on Jeopardy, for he knew he would win. He hit a half-court basketball shot, blindfolded, on his first try. He walked across America, faster than a speeding mini-van. He has won every contest he every entered, even if he didn’t enter. He was denied into Harvard because he was too smart. Chuck Norris fears him in his sleep. He writes not because he is good, but because he can. He grammar is poor, but his spelling is good. He is proud to be a Red Knight. He is Andrew Birkeland.

 

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Wrestling dominates in Fargo

Andrew Birkeland, Staff Writer
December 31, 2012

Red Knights hold off Irish

Andrew Birkeland, Staff Writer
December 18, 2012

Red Knights fall to Stars

Andrew Birkeland, Staff Writer
December 7, 2012

Basketball loses season opener

Andrew Birkeland, Staff Writer
December 4, 2012
The girls soccer team won the State title by beating the Blake Bears 3-2 in overtime. This was the first State championship win for the girls soccer program.

Girls’ soccer wins State

Andrew Birkeland, Staff Writer
November 1, 2012
Senior Mikey Koller prevents a Fridley player from receiving the ball, helping the Red Knights towards a 40-0 victory against the Tigers in the first round of sections.

Red Knights shutout Fridley

Andrew Birkeland, Staff Writer
October 23, 2012
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