Abe Fortier, Staff Writer
Handsome, grumpy, and sarcastic are three words often used to describe Abe Fortier. Many women say Abe is their favorite person in the entire world–if his mother counts as many women, that is. Abe is pretty much an open book; he is a varsity soccer player with skills like no other. His other sports include riding the bench in IBA basketball because his level of hand-eye coordination could be compared to that of a five-year old girl. When he is not complaining about something to himself his other hobbies include watching “Star Wars,” chilling at Chuck E. Cheese’s, playing chess, and being himself.
