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Maddie Kurtovich

Sophomores Molly Paulison and Everett Palmer are middle school sweethearts who bond over a hatred for expensive trashy ice-cream. Ah, young love.

Molly Paulison and Everett Palmer

Knight Errant: How long have you been dating?

Molly Paulison: A year and three months.

KE: How did you meet?

MP: We met through school and mutual friends.

Everett Palmer: The summer before freshman year.

KE: What’s your favorite thing about each other?

MP: His dimples

EP: She’s easy to talk to.

KE: What animal describes your relationship?

MP: A monkey?

EP: I think a squirrel.

KE: What is the main thing you fight over?

MP: We fight over his spelling—he spells the different “yours” wrong.

EP: Who pays for things.

KE: What is your restaurant of choice for a date?

EP: Punch pizza.

KE: What was worst date?

MP: We went to this ice cream place, Milkjam, that was supposed to be really good, but it was really gross. We both hated it and it was really expensive.

EP: Yeah, Milkjam.

KE: What do your parents think of your S.O.?

MP: My parents love him.

EP: They like her.

KE: Who settled in this relationship?

MP: I’m going to be nice and say him.

EP: I can’t say that.

KE: Do you think your S.O. is the “one”?

MP: I don’t know, I don’t think I can tell yet.

EP: I don’t know.

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