Sophomores Molly Paulison and Everett Palmer are middle school sweethearts who bond over a hatred for expensive trashy ice-cream. Ah, young love.
Molly Paulison and Everett Palmer
Knight Errant: How long have you been dating?
Molly Paulison: A year and three months.
KE: How did you meet?
MP: We met through school and mutual friends.
Everett Palmer: The summer before freshman year.
KE: What’s your favorite thing about each other?
MP: His dimples
EP: She’s easy to talk to.
KE: What animal describes your relationship?
MP: A monkey?
EP: I think a squirrel.
KE: What is the main thing you fight over?
MP: We fight over his spelling—he spells the different “yours” wrong.
EP: Who pays for things.
KE: What is your restaurant of choice for a date?
EP: Punch pizza.
KE: What was worst date?
MP: We went to this ice cream place, Milkjam, that was supposed to be really good, but it was really gross. We both hated it and it was really expensive.
EP: Yeah, Milkjam.
KE: What do your parents think of your S.O.?
MP: My parents love him.
EP: They like her.
KE: Who settled in this relationship?
MP: I’m going to be nice and say him.
EP: I can’t say that.
KE: Do you think your S.O. is the “one”?
MP: I don’t know, I don’t think I can tell yet.
EP: I don’t know.