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Despite his eligibility, Gormley has yet to pick up any girls in the mailroom.

Frankie Gormley

KE: What makes you an eligible bachelor?

FG: I have really bad gas. So much gas. I just constantly have gas. I have terminal gas syndrome.

KE: Ideal date?

GOR: I’m going to travel to Qatar; then we’re going to ride camels into the sunset as the moonlight beats down on us.

KE: Are you single by choice?

FG: No.

KE: Do you think you’d be a good boyfriend?

FG: Heck yeah, I got the bling bling. I got the moolah.

KE: What are your hobbies?

FG:  I like crocheting.

KE: Favorite pickup line?

FG: I’ve got a few. “Oh baby if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.” and “Can I take a picture of you to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?” “Are you a vegetable, because you are a cute-cumber.”

KE: Best place to meet someone?

FG: I’m going to say the mailroom.

KE: What are your thoughts on PDA?

FG: I don’t like it so much, this one’s a serious one. Holding hands can be okay in the right setting like a dinner that’s fine, but at school walking through the halls, I don’t want to see that.

KE: Who is your current BSM crush?

FG: Beyoncé or James Franco.

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