Sam Luo, Staff Writer
Being the secret child of Johnny Depp and Peng Li Yuan (first lady of China), Sam Luo is world-renowned as the most intelligent, handsome and funny human being alive. Sam holds the world record for the most dedicated shoe collector and most famous piano player, and also has the power to raise ten pet chickens at the same time (true story). His dreams are to dominate the world economy, travel to the North Pole and become the richest person in the universe. Oh BTW, he's guaranteed to win 20 Pulitzer awards in the next ten years.
