Katie Sisk, Print Editor-in-Chief
By day, Katie Sisk is the highly skilled captain of three community solitaire teams, but by night she is a psychic who has the power to tell you when it is raining. She can also tell you what your favorite color is if you write it on a sheet of paper and show it to her. Because she is so talented, she spends much of her free time teaching German to a group of underprivileged birds in her neighborhood. She is also the head of the new campaign to abolish Murphy’s Law, but it presently seems that Murphy is winning because she has yet to find a legal record of the law anywhere. She enjoys singing the jingle from the National American University commercials just to get it stuck in other people’s heads and giving awkward smiles to those who pass her in the hallways. All in all, Katie Sisk is extremely multi-talented. However, she feels she won’t reach complete awesomeness until she can play the expert level of Rock Band on all four instruments at the same time.
