Men respect him. Russians fear him. Born to the now deported king and queen of Morocco in the rough ghettos of west Bloomington, Mike Geer spends much of his time pondering life and the universe. He feels it is his duty to enlighten the Earth in the ways of spiritual rebirth and aquatic mammals. Periodically, he donates excerpts of his revelations to the Knight Errant, and is the current spiritual adviser, otherwise known as the ghost whisperer. He is in a legal battle with CBS for the rights. Often he is possessed by the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl, who chooses to speak through the language of sports writing. He will continue to enlighten the world until it blows up in 2012.