Religion teacher to enter seminary at University of Notre Dame

June 6, 2013

Mary Pat Ross, Staff Writer

After much thought and consideration, religion teacher Joe Pedersen has announced his decision to enter the seminary. Pedersen will depart for Notre Dame Seminary next fall. Entering the seminary is not something Pedersen has always planned on doing. “During college I was introduced to a lot of great priests, and they showed me how good and happy that life can be. I have been thinking about it since then, but through my prayer and discernment I have come to believe that I need to explore that possibility now,” Pedersen said. As of right now, he has not made a definite decision to enter the priesthood. Pedersen hopes to discern God’s plan for him. “I wouldn’t go to the... Continue Reading

Five student athletes drafted by the United States Hockey League

Recent graduate TJ Moore is expected to play for the Waterloo Black Hawks in the upcoming season. (Carson Mark)

Five student athletes drafted by the United States Hockey League

June 6, 2013

Thomas Muenzberg, Staff Writer

Five Benilde-St. Margaret’s student athletes were drafted in the 2013 United States Hockey League draft. Sophomores Ben Newhouse and Chase Jungels, senior TJ Moore, as well as juniors Jack Jablonski and Spencer Naas were drafted throughout the two day draft. Ben Newhouse was drafted 72nd overall in the fifth round of the USHL draft by the Waterloo... Continue Reading

Amidst scandal, IRS needs to re-consider non-profit qualifications

June 4, 2013

Molly Eldvick, Staff Writer

This past May, the IRS came clean about their thorough scrutiny towards the Tea Party and affiliated conservative groups. Speculation surrounding this scandal has developed since prior to the 2012 election, raising suspicions as to who was to blame for the inquiries. However, in manipulating this IRS scandal into a conspiracy theory centered on President Obama we have lost focus of the true issue at hand: organizations unrelated to social welfare that are receiving tax-exempt status. Let me start by saying that it is the IRS’ responsibility to remain politically neutral; they did something illegal and must face due consequences. Their actions alone warrant public scrutiny, but the substance... Continue Reading

Senior pursues passion for making and producing music

June 6, 2013

Laura Lyon, Staff Writer

Senior Thomas Gorrilla's strong passion for music make him place a great importance on it in his life. Gorilla is involved in creating music in a workspace that he created himself. He used his closet to set up a “recording studio”, per say, in which he writes, raps, sings, and creates his own beats. Gorilla began his musical pursuit during his sophomore year, when he created a music video as a joke. After his friend commented on how impressive it turned out to be, he was inspired to begin playing around with GarageBand on his Mac computer, creating remixes of songs. “It’s a good way to get emotions out,” Gorilla said. Although Gorilla has a strong passion for music, he is a dedicated... Continue Reading

The best of the Twin Cities’ ice cream shops prepare for a delicious summer

Adele's unique and secret custard recipe sets them apart from traditional ice cream shops. (Grace Moran)

The best of the Twin Cities’ ice cream shops prepare for a delicious summer

June 6, 2013

Grace Moran, Staff Writer

Sebastian Joe’s Sebastian Joe’s, another of Minnesota’s nationally recognized best ice cream shops, can be found in the heart of Minneapolis and Uptown. Created by brothers Tim, Todd, and Michael in 1984, Sebastian Joe’s—named after their late grandfather Sebastiano or “Joe”— has been family owned since its origins and pushes for excellence... Continue Reading

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Alice in Lacklusterland

Never before has a movie been so subservient to the drug culture that popularized it and simultaneously averse to anything approaching psychonautics. Tim Burton’s 2010 adaption uses the colorful imagery that made generations of audiences love the original Lewis Carroll book and Disney adaptation, but strings it through an uninspired fantasy narrative more suited to Narnia.

Framed as a sequel, Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” picks up 13 years after the original left off, with Alice (Mia Wasikowska) venturing again into Wonderland to escape a loveless Victorian marriage. She meets familiar faces including the White Rabbit (Michael Sheen), the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp), the Cheshire Cat (Stephen Fry), and Absalom the caterpillar (Alan Rickman), but fails to recognize any of them. Wonderland is now in a state of disarray due to the despotic rule of the Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter) and the inhabitants of Wonderland believe that only Alice can defeat the Jabberwocky (Christopher Lee) and put the White Queen (Anne Hathaway) back in power. Yawn.

The first half hour in Wonderland is interesting enough; seeing the iconic characters portrayed in live action by capable actors and updated with modern technology and sensibility is entertaining. Unfortunately, that’s all this movie has to offer.

The psychedelic element is simultaneously turned up and turned off; when the original book and movie were made, drug culture had yet to emerge, so the embrace of EAT ME, the hookah-smoking caterpillar, and the mad tea party by stoners and acid-heads was merely coincidental. But Burton, aware of the unavoidable link between Wonderland and drug users, has made the references overt.

At the same time, however, he’s made the story completely child-friendly; lamenting the lack of a cohesive narrative in the original (probably one of the things that made it popular with its main audience in the first place), he’s forced the imagery of the original into an inane narrative that wouldn’t be out of place in Narnia or The Golden Compass.

The result is a movie that won’t appeal to either of the audiences it could; teens and adults in search of a colorful visual trip don’t want to listen to Anne Hathaway talk about prophecy or see Alice don armor and fight a dragon, and little kids won’t understand or appreciate the Mad Hatter and Cheshire Cat’s altered demeanors.

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