Religion teacher to enter seminary at University of Notre Dame

June 6, 2013

Mary Pat Ross, Staff Writer

After much thought and consideration, religion teacher Joe Pedersen has announced his decision to enter the seminary. Pedersen will depart for Notre Dame Seminary next fall. Entering the seminary is not something Pedersen has always planned on doing. “During college I was introduced to a lot of great priests, and they showed me how good and happy that life can be. I have been thinking about it since then, but through my prayer and discernment I have come to believe that I need to explore that possibility now,” Pedersen said. As of right now, he has not made a definite decision to enter the priesthood. Pedersen hopes to discern God’s plan for him. “I wouldn’t go to the... Continue Reading

Five student athletes drafted by the United States Hockey League

Recent graduate TJ Moore is expected to play for the Waterloo Black Hawks in the upcoming season. (Carson Mark)

Five student athletes drafted by the United States Hockey League

June 6, 2013

Thomas Muenzberg, Staff Writer

Five Benilde-St. Margaret’s student athletes were drafted in the 2013 United States Hockey League draft. Sophomores Ben Newhouse and Chase Jungels, senior TJ Moore, as well as juniors Jack Jablonski and Spencer Naas were drafted throughout the two day draft. Ben Newhouse was drafted 72nd overall in the fifth round of the USHL draft by the Waterloo... Continue Reading

Amidst scandal, IRS needs to re-consider non-profit qualifications

June 4, 2013

Molly Eldvick, Staff Writer

This past May, the IRS came clean about their thorough scrutiny towards the Tea Party and affiliated conservative groups. Speculation surrounding this scandal has developed since prior to the 2012 election, raising suspicions as to who was to blame for the inquiries. However, in manipulating this IRS scandal into a conspiracy theory centered on President Obama we have lost focus of the true issue at hand: organizations unrelated to social welfare that are receiving tax-exempt status. Let me start by saying that it is the IRS’ responsibility to remain politically neutral; they did something illegal and must face due consequences. Their actions alone warrant public scrutiny, but the substance... Continue Reading

Senior pursues passion for making and producing music

June 6, 2013

Laura Lyon, Staff Writer

Senior Thomas Gorrilla's strong passion for music make him place a great importance on it in his life. Gorilla is involved in creating music in a workspace that he created himself. He used his closet to set up a “recording studio”, per say, in which he writes, raps, sings, and creates his own beats. Gorilla began his musical pursuit during his sophomore year, when he created a music video as a joke. After his friend commented on how impressive it turned out to be, he was inspired to begin playing around with GarageBand on his Mac computer, creating remixes of songs. “It’s a good way to get emotions out,” Gorilla said. Although Gorilla has a strong passion for music, he is a dedicated... Continue Reading

The best of the Twin Cities’ ice cream shops prepare for a delicious summer

Adele's unique and secret custard recipe sets them apart from traditional ice cream shops. (Grace Moran)

The best of the Twin Cities’ ice cream shops prepare for a delicious summer

June 6, 2013

Grace Moran, Staff Writer

Sebastian Joe’s Sebastian Joe’s, another of Minnesota’s nationally recognized best ice cream shops, can be found in the heart of Minneapolis and Uptown. Created by brothers Tim, Todd, and Michael in 1984, Sebastian Joe’s—named after their late grandfather Sebastiano or “Joe”— has been family owned since its origins and pushes for excellence... Continue Reading

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Murder + Pyschedelic World Beyond the Grave; “The Lovely Bones”

Both parts “Silence of the Lambs” and “Alice in Wonderland” makes for one confused audience. A lesson in cinema for what works and what doesn’t.

Susie Salmon (Saoirse Ronan) is an innocent fourteen year old girl living in a suburb of Pennsylvania. Little does she know that one of her neighbors has been plotting against her, watching her as she walks home, and taking notes on everything that she does.

This cunning villain lures Susie into an underground fort that he built in a cornfield on the edge of town. What happens next is painstakingly obvious to us now, but in the 1970′s, when the movie is set, “Law and Order” wasn’t around to scare parents.

Susie roams her new home, a plane stuck in between our world and heaven, complete with cheesy psychedelic CGI effects. From here she narrates the rest of the story through a series of philosophical soliloquies focusing on the relationships that were made possible through her demise.

As time progresses she learns that by forgiving her murderer, her loved ones can move on from the suspicion that tore the family apart, and learn to love one another again.

It’s a set up for a “feel good movie” message, and when that happens the inevitable ensues. Cheesy lines. I don’t want to hear a fourteen year old girl go on about forgiving, and the meaning of life. Luckily for us Susie is fickle (like most fourteen year olds) and pulls a complete 180 at the end.

Peter Jackson’s inflated ego and budget simply make this movie worse. It seems that Mr. Jackson feels the need to add slow-motion to every movie that he does, even the serious ones.Luckily for him there was some spectacularly frightening acting by the murderous neighbor (Stanley Tucci) for without it, this movie would have fallen flat.

Everything about him embodies the man your parents warned you about when you first made a MySpace account. His cleanliness, his innocence, everything, he was the man next door you would never suspect of anything. His performance in this movie shows that nothing can be going for a movie, but one actor, and some memorable lines can make up for everything else.

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