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Vocations classes host speakers from the Archdiocese

Our Lady of Grace couple Dan and Sheryl Moran spoke to BSM seniors about marriage. (Emma Eldred)

Vocations classes host speakers from the Archdiocese

May 11, 2012

Giulia Imholte and Katie Sisk

The hype turned out to be more than the actual event. In November the Archdiocese announced plans to have speakers on marriage visit all of the Minneapolis/St. Paul Catholic Schools, and what students expected to be a controversial discussion––after reading about the heated question and answer session at DeLaSalle––ended up being an uneventful,... Continue Reading

BSM hockey players weigh options for their future in the sport

Ryan Collins is one of two sophomores that have recently made the decision to play for the U.S. NTDP next school year. (Emily Kruse)

BSM hockey players weigh options for their future in the sport

May 9, 2012

David Nelson and Peter Best, Staff Writers

Hockey is a fast-paced sport that lives off choices that need to be made in milliseconds. It’s a sport where one wrong choice can be the difference between success and failure. Sophomores Jack Glover and Ryan Collins were given the opportunity to play in the USA National Team Development Program (NTDP), based in Ann Arbor, Michigan. This decision... Continue Reading

Shannon Stroh

(Emily Kruse)

Shannon Stroh

May 21, 2012

Leila Aboussir, Online Photography Editor

Lights come up, voices start ringing, and the band starts playing their instruments. Shannon Stroh has been an avid member of the BSM theater department since her entrance into the school, but is rarely seen on the actual stage. Yet, Shannon’s dedication alongside her sarcastic, witty personality has made her an extraordinary member of the tremendous... Continue Reading

Fun. releases ‘Some Nights’ album

The band experimented heavily with hip-hop inspired beats and auto-tune––though Ruess’s crystalline voice doesn’t need it. (Vinyl Records)

Fun. releases ‘Some Nights’ album

May 2, 2012

Lauren Effertz, Staff Writer

Three years after dropping their first album, “Aim and Ignite,” the New York-based indie pop band fun. released “Some Nights.” fun. is a supergroup of sorts; lead vocalist Nate Ruess formed the band after the break-up of The Format, guitarist Jack Antonoff also serves as the frontman for Steel Train, and keyboardist Andrew Dost is from Anathallo. Overall,... Continue Reading

Four speech members place at State tournament

Anna Landis, Juliet Beckstrand, Rachel Hogen, and Sian Last represented BSM at the State Speech tournament where they all placed in the top eight. (Maura Brew)

Four speech members place at State tournament

April 30, 2012

Shannon Galvin, Staff Writer

On Saturday, April 21, BSM speech team members headed to Chanhassen High School to participate in the Minnesota State Speech tournament. At the end of the day, four students, seniors Anna Landis, Juliet Beckstrand, Sian Last, and junior Rachel Hogen, all placed in the finals. Landis placed third in Poetry, Beckstrand placed second in Great Speeches,... Continue Reading

SportDateOpponentResultW/L
BaseballMon, May 21 Holy Angels1-0W
Boys LacrosseSat, May 19 Holy Angels15-6W
BaseballFri, May 18 Totino-Grace6-4W
SoftballThu, May 17 Totino-Grace5-0W
Boys TrackThu, May 17 NSConference Opponents7th place
Boys TrackThu, May 17 True Team Opponents5th Place
Girls TrackThu, May 17 NSConference Opponents5th place
Girls TrackThu, May 17 True Team Opponents5th Place
Girls LacrosseThu, May 17 Cretin-Derham Hall11-22L
SoftballWed, May 16 Chisago Lakes10-0W
Boys LacrosseTue, May 15 Spring Lake Park21-0W
BaseballTue, May 15 Bloomington Jefferson7-5W
Click on any sport above to see a full schedule for that sport.
SportDateTimeOpponentLocation
Boys TrackTue, May 22 NSConference OpponentsTotino-Grace
Girls TrackTue, May 22 NSConference OpponentsTotino-Grace
Girls TrackTue, May 22 NSConference OpponentsTotino-Grace
Boys TrackTue, May 29 Section OpponentsTBA
Girls TrackTue, May 29 Season RecordTBA
Boys LacrosseTue, Jun 05 1:00TBAChanhassen
Girls LacrosseTue, Jun 05 1:00TBAChanhassen
Boys TennisTue, Jun 05 1:00TBABaseline Tennis Center
SoftballThu, Jun 07 1:00TBACaswell Park
Boys TrackFri, Jun 08 TBAHamline University
Girls TrackFri, Jun 08 TBAHamline University
Girls GolfTue, Jun 12 TBABunker Hill Golf Course
Click on any sport above to see a full schedule for that sport.

Zombies, Woody Harrelson, and Twinkies; buckle up for “Zombieland”

Chandy Clemens
November 2, 2009
Filed under Movie Reviews, Reviews

Instead of playing a game of tag football, there’s a new form of recreational “fun” everyone can partake in; it’s just a matter of whether you have the stomach. Also, a key requirement is some sort of weapon, a blunt object or semi-automatic rifle would do the trick. The object of the activity: killing Zombies. Enter “Zombieland,” a vision of the world where you shall no longer covet thy neighbor; your neighbor is now your enemy and intends to eat you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah another  movie centered around the undead and truthfully, how many more characterizations can there be about flesh-eating people on the rampage? “Zombieland” twists around the genre and in the vein of 2005′s “Shaun of the Dead,” hits you with a lot of laughs while simultaneously splaying you with buckets of blood and flying limbs.

Without giving away real names, each character refers to one another as the place from where they came from. Firstly, there’s Columbus, from the city in Ohio (Jesse Eisenberg), who’s bland existence as a recluse and estranged child to relatives is turned upside down when an unsuspecting virus turns EVERYONE into zombified versions of themselves. This includes his girl-crush living next-door who turns from pretty to a cannibalistic demon within a matter of minutes.

Columbus’s structured routine pre-zombie life carries on into the new world of human carnivores by compiling a set of rules when confronting zombies. For instance, exercising regularly for “run-away from the zombie” scenarios, avoiding public bathrooms when you would least be expecting a Zombie to eat you, and shooting a Zombie a second time after the initial blow, or “douple-tapping.”

Columbus crosses paths with Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), a modern-day John Wayne wielding all sorts of weaponry and obsessed with finding a Twinkie (so much so that he’s driving across the nation for one).  Tallahassee agrees to let Columbus ride along in his supped up hyphen in there SUV, but unfortunatley, the two fall for the theatrical cons of Wichita (a fiery Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin’s Zombie killing twin to her Little Miss Sunshine character), both sisters and hailing from Kansas. They steal the van and leave Columbus and Tallahassee dudes without a paddle.

The relationship between the two parties play out like a game of gender wars as they intersect paths frequently. However, the self-empowered, and no-need-for-men attitude of the sisters soon changes. They all decide to pack it in together and coast through their new post-apocalyptic lives as a “family” of sorts, hitting up various locations such as Hollywood hills (where the most least suspecting funnyman of our times makes a sidesplitting cameo) and a sprawling amusement park where the final showdown, man vs. zombie, explodes like the 4th of July.

There’s good times to be had with “Zombieland.” Director Ruben Fleisher is unrelenting in the gore/blood department, a forewarning to those easily nauseated, but nonetheless, his sophomore feature proves to be funny as hell and extremely clever. Before “Zombieland,” another “horror” movie called “Jennifer’s Body” was released to a critical and public barbecue for it’s failed attempts at mixing horror and comedy and characters that fell flat.

Now having seen both “Zombieland” and “Jennifer’s Body,” I would call the latter misunderstood, to say the least, and the former a success. “Zombielands’” blending of genre’s work mostly in part to the realism of its characters, easy-to-relate-to characters who speak in actual human tongue (Diablo Cody’s stylized dialogue worked for “Juno,” but felt alien for her characters in “Jennifer’s Body.”)

“Zombieland” holds little to no imperfections to speak ill of. If you’re looking to be jilted by pure, unmitigated thrills, then settle on into your seat for just that. Woody Harrelson is dynamite; akin to Robert Downey Jr.’s portrayal as a white man playing a black man in “Tropic Thunder,” Harrelson follows in Downey’s footsteps by going for broke in a crazy and gloriously hilarious fashion.

Nerdy leading man Michael Cera may have some competition with little known Jesse Eisenberg, his Jerrie-curl counterpart. Of course, like Cera in each of his movies, Eisenberg steals the show by perfecting the term “awkward” to a continuously laughable effect; that and because of his killer Zombie assassin tactics, which one would never suspect coming from such an introverted character.

“Zombieland” is a hoot-and-a-holler and satisfying as hell; from the onslaught of laughs to juiced up action, “Zombieland” could fit perfectly in a slot alongside B-movie, exploitation fare. Except where B-movies are usually plain stupid, “Zombieland” stimulates far-fetched action with an overflowing amount of wit to an awesome extent.

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