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Knight Errant

Caelan Woog
Besides winning NASCAR 4 years in a row (starting in 1976), Caelan Woog has additionally starred in two consecutive episodes of Top Gear (1996). He frequently enjoys showing his skills by pompously evaluating vehicles on the road. If, for example, a car is 7 miles ahead of him, “That’s a BMW M5 with 17 inch rims,” Caelan Woog will nonchalantly say. Where did he learn that, everyone wonders. But no one knows the truth that he is secretly about 50 years old now and has done quite a lot with his life. Did anyone know he also won the stanley cup and world cup both in one year? He didn’t even have a team with him for those! He was on a one man team and won both all on his own. If you aren’t impressed by now, I would hate to mention that he also is planning on going to the olympics for making some top-nachos.

Caelan Woog, Staff Writer

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