Religion teacher to enter seminary at University of Notre Dame

June 6, 2013

Mary Pat Ross, Staff Writer

After much thought and consideration, religion teacher Joe Pedersen has announced his decision to enter the seminary. Pedersen will depart for Notre Dame Seminary next fall. Entering the seminary is not something Pedersen has always planned on doing. “During college I was introduced to a lot of great priests, and they showed me how good and happy that life can be. I have been thinking about it since then, but through my prayer and discernment I have come to believe that I need to explore that possibility now,” Pedersen said. As of right now, he has not made a definite decision to enter the priesthood. Pedersen hopes to discern God’s plan for him. “I wouldn’t go to the... Continue Reading

Five student athletes drafted by the United States Hockey League

Recent graduate TJ Moore is expected to play for the Waterloo Black Hawks in the upcoming season. (Carson Mark)

Five student athletes drafted by the United States Hockey League

June 6, 2013

Thomas Muenzberg, Staff Writer

Five Benilde-St. Margaret’s student athletes were drafted in the 2013 United States Hockey League draft. Sophomores Ben Newhouse and Chase Jungels, senior TJ Moore, as well as juniors Jack Jablonski and Spencer Naas were drafted throughout the two day draft. Ben Newhouse was drafted 72nd overall in the fifth round of the USHL draft by the Waterloo... Continue Reading

Amidst scandal, IRS needs to re-consider non-profit qualifications

June 4, 2013

Molly Eldvick, Staff Writer

This past May, the IRS came clean about their thorough scrutiny towards the Tea Party and affiliated conservative groups. Speculation surrounding this scandal has developed since prior to the 2012 election, raising suspicions as to who was to blame for the inquiries. However, in manipulating this IRS scandal into a conspiracy theory centered on President Obama we have lost focus of the true issue at hand: organizations unrelated to social welfare that are receiving tax-exempt status. Let me start by saying that it is the IRS’ responsibility to remain politically neutral; they did something illegal and must face due consequences. Their actions alone warrant public scrutiny, but the substance... Continue Reading

Senior pursues passion for making and producing music

June 6, 2013

Laura Lyon, Staff Writer

Senior Thomas Gorrilla's strong passion for music make him place a great importance on it in his life. Gorilla is involved in creating music in a workspace that he created himself. He used his closet to set up a “recording studio”, per say, in which he writes, raps, sings, and creates his own beats. Gorilla began his musical pursuit during his sophomore year, when he created a music video as a joke. After his friend commented on how impressive it turned out to be, he was inspired to begin playing around with GarageBand on his Mac computer, creating remixes of songs. “It’s a good way to get emotions out,” Gorilla said. Although Gorilla has a strong passion for music, he is a dedicated... Continue Reading

The best of the Twin Cities’ ice cream shops prepare for a delicious summer

Adele's unique and secret custard recipe sets them apart from traditional ice cream shops. (Grace Moran)

The best of the Twin Cities’ ice cream shops prepare for a delicious summer

June 6, 2013

Grace Moran, Staff Writer

Sebastian Joe’s Sebastian Joe’s, another of Minnesota’s nationally recognized best ice cream shops, can be found in the heart of Minneapolis and Uptown. Created by brothers Tim, Todd, and Michael in 1984, Sebastian Joe’s—named after their late grandfather Sebastiano or “Joe”— has been family owned since its origins and pushes for excellence... Continue Reading

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“There’s no love like the first”

As Nicholas Sparks has said before: “There’s no love like the first.” Okay, go ahead. Judge me. But honestly, I think that this sappy, melodramatic, hopeless romantic of a writer, has a point. Or at least he had a point during my eighth grade year.

Some may say I peaked early, but I’m pretty sure eighth grade was, is, and forever will be the best time of my life. And it was all because of this one boy. Let’s call him Paul Kretsch.

He was handsome. He was kind. He was polite. He was strapping. But I set my eye on young Paul Kretsch because of his “wings.” The way the ends of his hair flipped out from his chiseled cheekbones made my heart flip flop.

After a few months in the Junior High musical together, I could really feel that we had something. Sometimes he’d offer me a pencil. Or we’d look at each other at the same time, not on purpose. This one time, Paul Kretsch even hugged me, in front of Mrs. Stockhaus. Now, if that’s not a proclamation of infatuation, I don’t know what is.

Now, fast forward to February 14, 2008—Valentine’s Day. On the bus ride home from a day of skiing at Afton Alps, Paul Kretsch asked me to be his girlfriend with, wait for it, a chocolate heart. Our dean at the time, Mr. Platt, witnessed the entire thing and asked if he could come to the wedding. At that moment, I promised myself that when I married Paul Kretsch, Mr. Platt would perform the ceremony.

The next few weeks are a blur of affectionate serenading, accordions and lyres, candlelit dinners, love letters, and a few hand-holding sessions. I’m not going to lie; our relationship had gotten pretty serious. One night, we went out to a movie with our friends, he bought my ticket, and then, I told him that I “like liked” him.

But like any fleeting moment of youth, nothing gold can stay. One day, Paul Kretsch got me alone to tell me that we should just be friends. Thoughts raced through my mind, trying to find a viable reason why he would be saying those words, in that order, on that day. That day. It hit me, that day just happened to be April Fool’s Day.

Luckily, from my experience in theater, I know how to improv. So I played along with his entire “breakup,” but I’m pretty sure Paul Kretsch never actually broke up with me. Even though he’s stopped picking up my pencils, sending me flowers, and calling me his girlfriend, I still know we have a deep connection no one could break. Sooner or later, Paul Kretsch will realize, the breakup never happened. April Fools!

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