Pond Hockey Tournament raises $50,035 for Jablonski February 1, 2012 at 7:58 pm
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American Literature teacher Ms. Anne Marie Dominguez teaches The Great Gatsby to her students in the newly developed class, American Studies, alongside U.S. History teacher Ms. Megan Kern. (Chris Bell)
February 3, 2012
Nicole Sarquis, Staff Writer
History teachers tend to ramble off unrelatable facts about flappers, bootlegging, and the ease of life in the “Roaring 20s” during a typical U.S. History class, leaving their students with no real understanding of the subject. At the same time, English teachers’ enthusiasm over F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Great Gatsby” can only be understood... Continue Reading
February 6, 2012
Matt Muenzberg, Sports Editor
“We need our Kyle Rau,” said boys’ hockey head coach Mr. Ken Pauly, referencing the former Eden Prairie Eagle who not only led the team in scoring on their way to last year’s state championship, but also consistently showed up when his team needed a goal. BSM’s Kyle Rau is junior forward Grant Besse, who has been on a roll lately, averaging over 2.8 goals a game in his last seven games. He twice found the back of the net and added an assist in a 4-3 win over section rival Wayzata on Monday, Feb. 6. With section seeding on the line, there was a playoff-like atmosphere at the packed Plymouth Ice Center. “I loved it,” said Besse. “I thrive on that stuff.” Head-to-head match-ups... Continue Reading

Junior Shannon Galvin rehearses for the upcoming Les Miserables performance wither her fellow cast members. (Giulia Imholte)
January 27, 2012
Emily Kline, Staff Writer
Blue Water Theatre Company, one of the Twin Cities’ top performing arts groups for youth, is taking on “Les Misérables,” one of musical theatre’s most famous works, for their winter production. Juniors Rachel Hogen and Shannon Galvin, along with sophomore Rachel Wallace, joined the cast in late November and are currently in rehearsals for the... Continue Reading
February 1, 2012
Nick Hillson, Staff Writer
The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) is a bill running through Congress in an attempt to curb the illegal uploading and downloading of copyrighted information and programs. Unfortunately, due to extremely vague wording and unclear definitions, the censorship proposed could extend to websites such as Facebook, various e-mails, and any other free forum. Not only is SOPA ineffective for all but the technologically impaired, but it violates our rights and benefits only a small handful of elites. SOPA works by requiring websites and Internet Service Providers (ISPs) to search through sent information and to censor any infringing material. Not only does this ignore the privacy guaranteed in the Constitution... Continue Reading

The Mock Trial team had a succesful season at several competitions due to immense practice and help from professional lawyers. (Photo courtesy of Jim Vogl)
February 3, 2012
Mallory Hoch, Staff Writer
Beginning in October, the Mock Trial team has practiced every night from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. in room 121 in preparation for upcoming competitions. Coming to a close on January 31st, the season ended on a strong note, making it to subsections before loosing their last competition. The season commenced with general practices to help initiate new members.... Continue Reading
| Sport | Date | Opponent | Result | W/L | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Girls Basketball | Tue, Feb 07 | DeLaSalle | 54-70 | L | |
| Boys Basketball | Tue, Feb 07 | DeLaSalle | 60-59 | W | |
| Boys Hockey | Mon, Feb 06 | Wayzata | 4-3 | Read Story | W |
| Girls Hockey | Sat, Feb 04 | Totino-Grace | 9-0 | Read Story | W |
| Boys Hockey | Sat, Feb 04 | Spring Lake Park | 15-0 | W | |
| Wrestling | Sat, Feb 04 | TBA | 9th Place | ||
| Girls Basketball | Fri, Feb 03 | Spring Lake Park | 57-39 | W | |
| Boys Basketball | Fri, Feb 03 | Spring Lake Park | 67-65 | Read Story | W |
| Girls Hockey | Thu, Feb 02 | Spring Lake Park | 6-0 | Read Story | W |
| Wrestling | Thu, Feb 02 | Dassel-Cokato | 21-58 | L | |
| Girls Basketball | Tue, Jan 31 | Minneapolis Southwest | 70-38 | W | |
| Boys Hockey | Tue, Jan 31 | Jefferson | 7-1 | Read Story | W |
| Sport | Date | Time | Opponent | Location |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Boys Hockey | Wed, Feb 08 | 7:30 | Shattuck-St. Mary's | Shattuck-St. Mary's |
| Girls Basketball | Fri, Feb 10 | 7:15 | St. Louis Park | St. Louis Park |
| Wrestling | Fri, Feb 10 | 6:00 | Chisago Lakes | Home |
| Boys Hockey | Sat, Feb 11 | 2:30 | Totino-Grace | St. Louis Park |
| Dance Team | Sat, Feb 11 | 1:00 | Sections | Austin |
| Boys Hockey | Tue, Feb 14 | 7:00 | Chisago Lakes | Chisago Lakes |
| Girls Basketball | Tue, Feb 14 | 7:15 | Columbia Heights | Home |
| Girls Basketball | Thu, Feb 16 | 7:15 | Waconia | Home |
| Girls Basketball | Fri, Feb 17 | 7:15 | Irondale | Home |
| Boys Hockey | Sat, Feb 18 | 2:30 | Stillwater | St. Louis Park |
| Wrestling | Sat, Feb 18 | 8:00 | Section Opponents | Totino-Grace |
| Girls Basketball | Tue, Feb 21 | 7:15 | St. Francis | Home |
mike geer
October 30, 2008
Filed under Humor
The last thing I expected at the Trail of Terror was actual terror. For those who have never set foot in the wretched place, imagine your wildest fears attempted to be made out of wax and papier mâché. Add in a few underpaid teens in makeup, some cheap fairground rides, mechanical monsters that look remarkably similar to Wizard of Oz monkeys––you get the idea.
For years, I had been going to this Trail of Mediocrity, when, two Octobers ago, I was involved in one of the most terrifying horror scenes outside of a movie theater. Not only do they employ disgruntled teenagers, but creepy old men as well––creepy old men who just love spending their retirement money on clown makeup and their time stalking customers.
In this instance, my friends and I were just getting off the hayride through the spooky forest and found ourselves being stared at by an elderly clown at the back of the cart. He was an interesting specimen, about 5’5” with badly drawn makeup, thick Harry Potter glasses, and one leg that was shorter than the other.
Just before hopping off the cart, my friend Molly said, “Hey, sexy!” and winked at the old clown. I, along with the rest of our group, knew she was joking, but apparently Oldy missed the memo. He immediately got off his perch on the cart and began to follow us.
For the next two hours, we found ourselves being trailed, and grim nightmares floated through our brains of what our stalker might do to us. Maybe he would throw us in a blender and use us for tomorrow’s breaktime snack. Maybe he would tie us up, give us some of his makeup, and force us to act out Shakespeare. In any case, our situation was not good.
For the rest of the night, we went through a series of military tactics in order to escape our Joker-esque pursuer: splitting up, smoke bombs, air assaults, biochemical warfare, nothing was working.
Until finally, he had us cornered in the house of horrors (appropriate, considering who was following us).
We tried to sprint ahead, but a gaggle of his co-conspirators blocked our path (or they could have been slow walkers). But I was tired of running. I resorted to hiding, which turned out to be a good idea. I saw a small gap between the walls that held up the maze which gave me a perfect view of what would happen next. It was at that precise moment that a drunk man similar in size to Randy Jackson barreled through, completely eliminating the slow-person barrier that kept us inside this ghoulish clown hell.
Sprinting like Jamaicans in the Olympics, we made it out in one piece and immediately made a beeline for the exits. Although out of the Trail, I was looking over my shoulder for the next few days, envisioning those beady eyes staring at me, puncturing deep into my soul. Okay, maybe it was all a misunderstanding, or maybe one of my friends dropped something and he was returning it. In any case, you won’t find me anywhere near an elderly employee at the Trail of Terror any time soon.
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